One of my friends came to visit a few years back. He needed to be entertained for a couple of days, so we hit up a bar one night. After a few drinks we started talking about who I could call that would sleep with him. Didn't take long to figure it out.
We made the 20-minute drive to this chick's house where her mom, sister, and 10-year-old son were all sleeping. Talk about a little awkward. I mean, does her mom know she does this kind of thing - has a couple guys over in the wee hours of the night? She answered the door and led us into the back of the house where her room was. At this point my buddy leans over and tells me that this girl is the ugliest girl he's ever seen. That means a lot coming from him, because until that night I thought he had standards as low as mine.
So we get into her room and I decide I'm no longer hooking him up with the girl. She kicks him out of her room and strips down. I've been with bigger girls, but this one just doesn't wear her weight well at all. Her face looks like a clown, and when I saw she had a big zit on her ass, I had to get back up, grab my friend from the next room, and get outta there. Haven't been back since.